Τρίτη 18 Ιανουαρίου 2011

To C

A and S meet:

A: I used to live.

S: Why don't you die?

A: How?

S: Dying is an art like everything else. You do it exceptionally well.

A: Nah... I can't even die properly.

S: Try the oven act. It works 99% of the time and then you become world-renowned.

A: Spare me. I'll carry on unliving. Or not.